(spoken) So, you've no rejection, shall we say... with the ladies... Well, uh, sometimes I want to... All right, all right, ah ah ah ah ah nc C I'm gonna get you in my tent tent tent tent tent G Where we can both experiment ment ment ment ment A C Yeah yay, it's so convenient ent ent ent ent nc G C7 G Let's take a taxi through my tent nc C Oh, yay, my love is so inscrutable G In a stoic sort of way A C But, by baby, it's as beautiful nc D As a tourniquet nc I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna C I'm gonna get you in my tent tent tent tent tent G Whoa whoa, it's only common sense sense sense A C I know that you won't mind the stench stench stench nc Of the sacrament (Instr: C7 G7 C7 G7 D7 C7 G C7 G) nc C I won't let this love destroy her G I can't control this paranoia A C I'll have to get a show biz lawyer nc To stop me G C7 G C7 G C7 Kill smash smash thrill spill drive fight bite trap scream tear G scritch shout nc Tent! Tent! Tent! Tent! nc C You'll be laughing like a lunatic G That just got away A C Howling like a hypocrite nc D At an auto-da-fe nc C I'm gonna get you in my tent tent tent tent tent G We'll find out where the woozle went went went went went A C We'll fill his footprints with cement ment ment ment nc We'll dance the tango in my tent (Ending: C7 G7 C7 G7) [Repeat many times and fade] NB: *"nc" indicates no chord is to be played. **Seventh chords can be substituted for the C and G chords throughout the song, since the song generally has a very "seventh" feel about it. Experiment for yourself!
Yeah, I know it's not Neil, it's still brilliant, though, isn't it?