Piggy In The Middle

 
           


  


[Intro]:  A   G   F   Eb   D   C   B7  


          D   D7  C   C7




  G              *Bm/F#
  I know you know what you know 

      Em                *G/D                 Am
  But you should know by now that you're not me 

**D7
  Talk about a month of Sundays 

**C7                                       G
  Toffee-nosed wet weekend as far as I can see 



  G           Am     
  Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!) 

                  Bm
  The cat and the fiddle (whooo!) 

               C
  Piggy in the middle (whooo!) 


  Do a poo poo 



  G              Bm/F#
  Bible punching heavyweight 

   Em          G/D         Am
  Evangelistic boxing kangaroo 

   D7
  Orangutan and anaconda 

  C7                                     G
  Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, even Pluto, too 



  G           Am
  Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!) 

                  Bm
  The cat and the fiddle (whooo!) 

               C
  Piggy in the middle (whooo!) 


  Do a poo poo 




***nc
 [spoken]:
  tekraaam ot tnew yggip elttil siht 




[Instr]:   F   Eb   D   C   B7




  F         Eb    D      C   B7           A7      B7
  One man's civilization is another man's jungle, yeah 

           D7
  They say revolution's in the air 

      C7
  I'm dancing in my underwear 

                G
 'Cause I don't care 



  G          Am
  Hey diddle diddle (whooo!) 

                  Bm
  The cat and the fiddle (whooo!) 

               C
  Piggy in the middle (whooo!) 


  Do a poo poo 


  Do a poo poo  




  G                          Bm/F#
  Walkie-talkie man says "'ello, 'ello, 'ello," 

           Em                      G/D                     Am
  With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes  

  D                        D7
  Hanging from a Christmas tree 

  C7                                        G
  Creeping like the Bogeyman, gettin' up my nose 



  G          Am
  Hey diddle diddle (whooo!) 

                  Bm
  The cat and the fiddle (whooo!) 

               C
  Piggy in the middle (whooo!) 


  Do a poo poo 


  A poo poo 


  Poo 




****[Instr. Ending]:

  C        Bb       F7      C

  
  C        Bb       F7      C


  C        Bb       F7      C
  Wooooo 



*****[Spoken]: 
 
  C
  This little piggy went to market 

      Bb
  And this little piggy stayed home 

  F7
  This little piggy had roast beef 

      C
  and this little piggy had none 


  Poor Piggy!

  C                            Bb
  This little piggy went Wooo..oooo! 

              F7        C
  All the way home 



  [repeat and fade]








NB:
     *Chords indicated such as Bm/F#, for example, show the 
      chord to be played, followed by the accompanying bass 
      note (in this case, a Bm chord with an F# bass note). 
      These extra bass notes can be omitted if desired, and 
      the chord can be played on its own. In the case of G/D,
      however, it sounds better to play a G chord on it's own; 
      the added bass note is more relevant if a bass guitar 
      were playing it.


    **Some of the seventh chords may sound a little harsh; 
      this may be because sometimes the seventh sound is more 
      implied by the vocals, rather than being strongly played
      by the instruments. In these cases, normal major chords 
      can be played instead, if desired.


   ***nc indicates that no chord is to be played.


  ****It is worth comparing the chords for this ending with those 
      of the ending of the Rutles version of "Shangri-La" (and 
      hence also with the Beatles' "Hey Jude")!


 *****Lyrics indicated in the ending are spoken quietly in the 
      background.




          I'd like to see Neil dancing in his underwear...