What Noise Annoys A Noisy Oyster?
C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Bb G Bb G C (A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) F C G C How, when, why? Who, what, where? F C D G G/F G/E G/D I don't know and I don't care! C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Bb G Bb G (A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) (Instr: C F C F C F Bb G Bb G C) F C This is just a song about an oyster F Oysters are so slippery and wet C Oysters have a pearl amongst the moisture F G And make the sort of noise you can't forget C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Bb G Bb G (A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) (Instr: C F C F C F Bb G Bb G) F C G C Innes much as more or less F C D G G/F G/E G/D Can you tell me? Can you guess? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Bb G Bb G (A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Bb G Bb G (A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Bb G Bb G (A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? C F What noise annoys a noisy oyster? NB: Transcribed while driving down the M5 on the way to Cardiff!