One Thing On Your Mind
(Intro: G C D G Em Am D G C G) C D G Em Well her clothes left nothin' to the imagination Am D G Everything was in the right places; she was pure temptation C D G Em I watched the way she fingered the stem of her champagne glass Am D G And with her long lashed eyes and ruby lips, I knew she was high class C D G Em And all the while her hair hung down to her gownless evening strap Am D And I said "Haven't we met someplace before honey?" G And she said "Cut the crap." C You men are all alike, F you've got just one thing on your mind G One thing on your mind C G one thing on your mind C You men are all the same F you've got just one thing on your mind G F C G One thing on your mind! C D G Em Well I was somewhat taken by surprise and even lost for a word Am D I started up a conversation; G I was not about to be deterred! C D G Em I talked about the third world crisis and the state of the economy Am D G I touched on God and religion, human rights and equality C D G Em And I said when it came to women's liberation, every sister had a brother Am D And then I asked her if she fancied some of this cheese G Or a bit of the other C F She said you men are all alike, you've got just one thing on your mind G C G One thing on your mind, one thing on your mind C F You men are all the same you've got just one thing on your mind G F C G One thing on your mind! C D G Em Well the linesman's flag was up and the referee's whistle blown Am D G He pointed to the spot without hesitation and we were on our own C D G Em And to cut the long story short we got together and we named a day Am D We bought a house near the top of the league with a G garden where the kids can play C D And at night when they're tucked up real safe in bed, G Em she comes up real close to me Am D And I say "Not just now honey, G There's football on tv." C F You men are all alike, you've got just one thing on your mind G C G One thing on your mind, one thing on your mind C F You men are all the same, you've got just one thing on your mind G F One thing on your... F C Tiny mind!