No Matter Who You Vote For, The Government Always Gets In





           (Innes/Stanshall) 

										


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           Preside! 
           Hear, hear, hear! 

                          Am
           Might I remind you...

           Say it...

           Order!

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           Might I remind you... 

                  Am
           (Heigh ho!) 

           No!

           G          F   G
           OOORDERRRR!!!   


           Am
           Noises on the radio 

           Dm
           Megaphones on cars
 
           Am
           Sermons from the Street of Shame 

           Dm
           Know-it-alls in bars

           Am
           Posters in suburbia 

           Dm
           Experts on t.v. 

           Am
           Don't let them disturb-i-ya 

                   Dm
           They're just the powers that be 


                 Am
           Heigh ho! 


           Don't worry
 
           G          Am
           Nobody can win 

        
           (Heigh ho! Heigh ho!)

           Am                              G 
           No matter who you vote for, the government 

                       Am
           always gets in! 

           
           Heigh ho! 



           Am
           Oh, great, great slumbering nation  
   
            Dm
           Awake!  Set yourself free! 

               Am
           Oh, smell the comforting bacon 

           Dm           
           Taste the bromide tea 

               Am
           An' give a little chirrup as I ladle on the


           syrup 

           Dm
           Promises are cheap 

           Am
           Let me bear your crosses 


           Make me Boss of Bosses 

                Dm
           Then you go back to sleep! ha ha ha... 


                 Am         
           Heigh ho! 


           Don't worry 

           G                     Am
           Pop your cross in the bin 


           (Heigh ho! Heigh ho!) 

           Am                                     
           No matter who matter who you vote for, the 

           G                      Am
           Government always gets in! 


                 Am  
           Heigh ho! 

                 G    F  G  
           Heigh ho! 

                 Am
           Heigh ho! 

                 G    F  G  
           Heigh ho! 

   
           Cm                   Dm
           Men have dreams of a finer place 

                Cm               Dm   Dbm 
           Incorruptible Shangri-la 

           Cm                   Dm
           Women too have their Shangri-Las 

           Eb            Cdim
           Shangri-La la la! 


           Am 
           See them in the public eye 

           Dm
           Oozing oily charm 

           Am   
           Hear them all personify

           Dm
           Down on Animal Farm   

           Am
           Dog eat dog, not cock and bull 

           Dm
           Isms are the game 

           Am
           Ism this and ism that 

           Dm
           Ism it a shame? 


                 Am
           Heigh ho! 


           Don't worry 

           G          Am
           Nobody can win 


           (Heigh ho! Heigh ho!) 

           Am                              G
           No matter who you vote for, the Government 

                       Am
           always gets in 



           (Instr: Am  G  F  G  Am  G  F  G)


           
                 Am
           Heigh ho! 
 

           Don't worry 

           G                     Am
           Pop your cross in the bin 


           (Heigh ho! Heigh ho!) 

           Am                              G
           No matter who you vote for, the Government 

                       Am
           always gets in 

                            
           (Heigh ho!)                                
                                          

                 Am  
           Heigh ho! 

           
           Don't worry 

           G                  Am
           You know you can't win


           (Heigh ho! Heigh ho!)

           Am                              G
           No matter who you vote for, the Government 

                       Am
           always gets in 


           (Heigh ho!) 


                 Am
           Heigh ho! 

                 G                     Am
           Heigh ho!                                  
                (Pop your cross in the bin) 


           Heigh ho! (Heigh ho!) 

                 G                          Am
           Heigh ho!                                  
                (The Government always gets in) 


           Heigh ho! 

                 G                     Am
           Heigh ho!                                  
                (Pop your cross in the bin) 




          It never fails, they always manage to get in there, somehow...