It's Hard To Make It When You're Straight
[Intro]: G C *C/B C/A C/G C C/B C/A Its hard to make it when you're straight, C/G C C/B C/A C/G It gets better, much better, Dm G The more you deviate! F C If you're remotely regal, G7 C Its absolutely legal! F C You can blame it on your mother, G7 C If you want to love a brother. F C Just find a special friend, F E Am And you'll get lucky in the end! D G7 C G For its hard to make it when you're straight! C C/B C/A C/G F F/E G/D Its hard! (So very hard) G C C/B C/A C/G F F/E G/D Its hard! (So very hard) G C C/B C/A C/G C C/B C/A Its hard to make it when you're straight, C/G C C/B C/A C/G Dm G When there's nothing in the closet you want to liberate! F C G7 C If your instincts as a pansy are only transient, F C G7 C You can talk about it freely, without embarrassment, F C But if the ring upon your finger F E Am Is the only thing that's bent...... D G7 C G Then its hard to make it when you're straight! C C/B It's hard to... NB: *Chords shown as (C/B) etc indicate the chord to be played, followed by the accompanying bass note (in this case, a C chord with a B bass note). These bass notes don't have to be played, and the chord can be just played on it's own (in this case, a C chord).
If you're remotely regal, it's absolutely legal, oh, hahahahahaha!! That's a good one.