Bride Stripped Bare By "Bachelors"
So the boys got together and formed a band...uh, f'fate played the straight man, and since then they've never looked back... A G/A D/A E/A A You, lads, welcome to t'Club B, I've seen you on t'telly with your long G/A D/A E/A hair and pimples. (pop pop) A E We arrived at the gig looking rough G D Not happy, we'd all had enough F A F A Of eight hours on the road (honk!) F Legs Larry said, eeh, "It's the boozer for me, dear boy." G Yup, yup, yes indeedy A E And the hotel reception was empty and cold G D With `orrid red wallpaper forty years old F A F A It stank like a rhino house! F Mr. Slater said, "Pooh, I can smell Vindaloo." G A "Oh, really?" "No, Sir, O'Reilly!" Hobnob A G D E And we wave to the people who frown A G D A At our hair as we ride into town (Instr: A G D E A G D E) A E And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear G D At the club where the "Dohl Pal Show" would appear F A In person as themselves (oarf! oarf!) F A In person as themselves F "Then Neil, Fred, and I played darts for awhile." G A "Before we switched on our theatrical smiles!" "Hey, you remember!" (Instr: G/B D A/E A G/B D A/E A G/B D A/E) A G/B Hot dogs on sale in t' foyer D A/E Hey... A G/B You can have a drink in your dressing rooms, D lads, but you can't come A/E into club looking like that. We can't oblige. A Thank you. G/B D A/E Hey, Redneck! A G/B We've had `em all `ere, you know, Tommy Ray. D Oh, aye? A/E A That's a brand new scratch on the piano, cost G/B you75 quid to put that right. D Whoa, who did that? A/E A Aye, remember Frank Fesher G/B And Buddy Greece! D Aye! A/E A Put off thought really, `ere, doesn't it? G/B Whoa, what? D Will you take your empty glasses back t'bar? A/E A G/B Any artiste mentioning football will be paid D off immediately. A/E A Hoover G/B D It's not for meself, lads, it's for me A/E daughter. A G/B D A/E Five pints of lager, and one Coke! A It's not me, lads, it's t'manager what makes t'rules.
Who was the coke drinker?