Paranoia

 
         




          (Intro:  D  Bm  D  Bm  D  G  D  A  D  A)


           A   
           Well, I'm a kid's boat stuck in the weeds 

                 D
           I'm a stray dog nobody feeds 

                 A
           I'm a surplus nobody needs 

                    D
           Who am I foolin'? 


                 A 
           I'm a bigshot, I'm a millionaire 

                 D
           I'm a genius, I got brains to spare 

                 A
           I'm Napoleon, and there's a world out there 

                      D
           I could be ruling 

               G
           Paranoia 

                 Em
           Can annoy ya 

               G
           Paranoia 

                 Em
           Can annoy ya 

                 G
           Schizophrenia 

                     C
           Gets in between ya
 
               G              D G   D
           Oh! Blame it on society! 


           (Instr: D Bm D Bm D G D A D A)


           A   
           Well, I'm an insect covered in spray 

                 D
           I'm a chip bag for chucking away 

                 A
           I'm a victim of moral decay 

                         D
           ... hang on a mo..... 

                 A
           I'm a champion 


           I'm second to none 

                 D
           I'm a film star havin' some fun 

                       A
           I'm all the superheroes rolled into one 

                         D
           I'll have you know!
 
               G
           Paranoia 

                 Em
           Can annoy ya 

               G    
           Paranoia 

                 Em
           Can annoy ya 

                 G
           Schizophrenia 

                     C
           Gets in between ya 

               G              D G   D
           Oh! Blame it on society! 

                G      Em
           (Paranoia) 

                G      Em
           (Paranoia) 

                  G         C  G  D  G  D
           (Schizophrenia) 

 
               G
           Paranoia 

                 Em
           Can annoy ya 

               G
           Paranoia 

                 Em
           Can annoy ya 

                 G
           Schizophrenia 

                     C
           Gets in between ya 

               G              D G    D
           Oh! Blame it on society!
 
               G              D G    D
           Oh! Blame it on society!
 
               G              D G       
           Oh! Blame it on society! 




          I really like this song, it's... what? What are you looking at? I saw you! I know I'm at home on my computer right now, but I know what you're thinking... and it won't work! Why don't you stop, and go back to the chords? What's that over there? They're all out to get me, I know it! Well, I have a pretty good idea... yeah, just mind your own business.