Brave Sir Robin
Music by Neil Innes, words by Eric Idle (but you all knew that, didn't you?) Em Bravely bold Sir Robin B7 Em Rode forth from Camelot Em D G He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin G D Asus4 He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty D ways Em D G D B7 Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin Em He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed B7 Em into a pulp D Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows G broken D Asus4 To have his kneecaps split and his body burned D away Em D G And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir D B7 Robin G D His head smashed in, and his heart cut out G D And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged G D And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off G And his penis ... ******************************************************* Em He is Brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin, who.... ******************************************************* D G D To fight, and..... ******************************************************* Em B7 Em Brave Sir Robin ran away, B7 Em Bravely ran away, away G D Em When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely B7 turned his tail and fled G D Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about Em B7 And gallantly, he chickened out Em D Em D Bravely taking to his feet Em D Em D He beat a very brave retreat G Am D G B7 Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin ******************************************************* Em D He is packing it in and packing it up Em D And sneaking away and buggering up G D G D And chickening out and pissing off home, G D Em B7 Em Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge *******************************************************